If I hear one more born-again poser trying to tell me about how cool Christian Industrial Death Metal is, I’m going to nail somebody’s living carcass to a tree.
A deformed whipping-boy is left alone in the cellar of an Italian castle after his captor dies. A married couple and their blind daughter inherit the castle.
“Ya know,” Chaz began with that charming and thoughtful smirk that got him laid almost as much as me, “I do believe those two females are following us.”