Lollipop Magazine

Something in Common – A Love Story – Fiction

February 1, 1995

The Adversary could not remember when he’d had more fun! Randy held him on the hood of the car and waved the gun about. The Adversary said softly, “I love you.”

Mate, Spawn, And Die – Fiction

February 1, 1995

Valentine’s Day is mating season, a thinly-veiled lie that hides the urge to copulate. A mating ritual passed down through the ages like a genetic disease.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

December 1, 1994

The new issue of Revolve features a cover story on Vermont rap sensation LL Cool Bean, and an interview with Church of Tim Conway founder Hervé Fernandez-Dorf.

Take the B Train – Fiction

December 1, 1994

I imagine I can hear his finger slipping in and out, and I can almost smell my moisture mixed in with his woody fragrance.

Pee – Fiction

December 1, 1994

Maybe I should just go out, whizz, pay again to get back in, and write the 85 cents off as an education in urinary time schedule management.

Gus Jerusalem and the Konja Gum – Part III – Fiction

December 1, 1994

Chun was already dancing among the religious fanatics, his twin katanas flashing silver death as he decapitated and disemboweled the fear-struck aggressors.

Burning Desires – Part VI – Fiction

December 1, 1994

Sven bowed and the crowd applauded mightily. But there would be no encore that night. The smell was unmistakable. It was the garlic eaters.

Threesomes – Fiction

November 1, 1994

This report was compiled by asking people at parties to talk about sex, and then trying to remember what they’d said the next day when the alcohol wore off.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

November 1, 1994

Sociopathic-but-sensitive lowlifes attempt to pull off the greatest plotline theft in history, but (all together now, folks), things don’t go quite as planned.

Gus Jerusalem and the Konja Gum – Part II – Fiction

November 1, 1994

“On my Earth, this band would be considered upbeat,” growled Jerusalem, puffing on a Cuban cigar.