Lollipop Magazine

Soliloquy – Fiction

February 1, 1994

You could walk like a ballerina, love like a Roman, steal like a cat, and philosophize like a guru.

Fetishes – Fiction

February 1, 1994

One night, she took the catsuit when she left Gus’ house, drove all the way home in the morning darkness with it on, blaring Megadeth and touching herself.

The Adventures of Macaroni McSpoon- Fiction

February 1, 1994

Who should, in fact, know. But what if we took Who out of fact and put him in a small wading pool with two or three well-behaved children, then would Who know?

The Adventures of Macaroni McSpoon – Part Duh – Fiction

December 1, 1993

There was a large crash at the end of the hall. Mac realized he’d just missed the point. And the point had missed him entirely. Bad guidance system, evidently.

It’s Funny… – Fiction

December 1, 1993

It’s funny how I can hate myself… so much… Yet think I am… so much fucking better… than everyone else.

In Pursuit Of Trivial Drivel – Fiction

December 1, 1993

“The time has come.” said the walrus,” to talk of many things.”

Homecoming Queen’s Manifesto – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Showing a hint of budding cleavage… For him to gaze upon… As she enters His rented chariot… That subtly smells of fresh pumpkin seeds…

Frank’s Depression Poetry – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Depression Recommendation: Tell your lover you need time alone to masturbate. Count the questions.

Fifty Words – Fiction

December 1, 1993

I have fifty words to… expand your horizons show… you the truth blow your… mind wipe your ass throw… caution to the wind and… explore the thesaraus…

Bathroom – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Voices, steps, the door shakes, I laugh so hard. Confusion is the funniest thing. Almost as funny as the time I was…