How to Start Your Own Zine – Fiction

March 1, 1995

The secret is “ad sales.” This may put off some, but it’s not so different from hustling retired New York transit workers during the summer on the Jersey Shore.

Burning Desires – Part IV – Fiction

October 1, 1994

As a renowned anthropologist and a cantankerous drunk, Crittendon had talked himself in and out of similar situations throughout the four corners of the world.

Heroes Jargon – Column

September 1, 1994

Alice Cooper The Last Temptation recruits Mr. Vertigo himself, Neil Gaiman, giving Marvel a weak rendition of the comic darkness that has become his trademark.

Burning Desires – Part III – Column

September 1, 1994

It was eerily similar to a place in my hometown, except the degenerates there were my oldest and dearest friends, and these degenerates were complete strangers.

A Matter of Perspective – Fiction

August 1, 1994

Walking down the street. It’s like a fashion parade and me under-dressed. It seems everyone got all gussied up for the occasion of… walking down the street.

Kiss My Ash – Fiction

June 1, 1994

You’re parents should have warned you, but didn’t. They quit smoking, took up jogging, and observe with sublime satisfaction how their stool now floats.

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