Lollipop Magazine

Kiss My Ash – Fiction

June 1, 1994

You’re parents should have warned you, but didn’t. They quit smoking, took up jogging, and observe with sublime satisfaction how their stool now floats.

Burning Desires – Fiction

June 1, 1994

I dozed fitfully, as passengers filled with a sense of foreboding have done in all the greats works of literature since pre-historic times.

Eve’s Plum – Envy – Review

April 1, 1994

Like Jan Brady, Colleen Fitzpatrick is a blond wisp of a girl, and at 24 could still sit pouting outside the principal’s office at Catholic High School USA.

A Band Called Me – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Like I, Me in the Key of E is an album whose primary message is one of self affirmation, particularly if the self happens to be lead guitarist Hans Onanson.

The Re-Possessed – Part Duh – Fiction

February 1, 1994

“They’re dying to write their quota of tickets and head on out. But it won’t be so easy. Bwuh huh huh ha ha ha heh heh heh.” I laughed diabolically to myself.

The Re-Possessed – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Oswald tossed quarters into the air. Thousands of them. Lee, as he insisted on being called, brought forth an endless supply and they never seemed to hit the floor.

Generation X or Generation PG – Fiction

October 1, 1993

Rock ‘n’ Roll can be great, but not revolutionary forever. Everything stabilizes. The careerists move in for what they can take, instead of what they can give.