Lollipop Magazine

Norwegian Surgeons – Fiction

August 1, 1996

Seventeen guitars were smashed at the first show. By the time the band broke up, he had smashed 700 guitars, most of them donated, all but the first, stolen.

Legalize Plot – Fiction

September 1, 1995

Molly Monica zipped up his black leather jacket and walked onto the stage. “I’m sorry I blew up the Moon,” he said. “I promise not to do it again.”

Prelude to a Lick – Column

June 1, 1995

Yeah, so I lived up to the stereotype last month by showing up late and drunk to judge the WBCN Rumble. I was disqualified. Sorry. Doc Hopper won, by the way.

My Mom Came Back As a Running Back – Fiction

June 1, 1995

Six-fingered accountants calculated the profits from the exploitation of the exhumed Uncle Sam. If only he wasn’t trapped inside a glass cylinder, and dead.

Shrink-Wrapped Reality – Fiction

April 1, 1995

Arrested by the police yesterday, our guest has been charged with introducing the new McHuman™, fulfilling the needs of the fast-food cannibal niche.

What if No One Gets High? – Fiction

March 1, 1995

Novelhead, regardless of the published outcome and final reviews of the comic book script, you have already agreed to experience the Community un-Fair.

Eating Eight – Review

February 1, 1995

Lars Paul Linden emerges as a new loose cannon in sci-fi, tripedelia literature. Somewhere between gonzo genius and brain flatulence is Eating Eight.