March of the Lemmings – Fiction

December 1, 1996

The first few strains of The Macarena conjure up repellent images of faceless millions gyrating about like people attempting sign language after free-basing.

Change For A Two – Fiction

September 1, 1996

“Why are you smiling like a lunatic?” questioned one of my comrades. Gerry chimed in. “Don’t you know? He’s saving the world with two dollar bills!”