Macaroni McSpoon’s Mike Stammer – Part Duh – Fiction

September 1, 2000

There was a sound behind me and I spun like a cat. Like a cat shrieking because you just ran the vacuum cleaner across its tail after hog-tying its paws and putting a burlap bag over its head to completely disorient it, but like a cat none the less and none the more.

The Re-Possessed – Part Duh – Fiction

February 1, 1994

“They’re dying to write their quota of tickets and head on out. But it won’t be so easy. Bwuh huh huh ha ha ha heh heh heh.” I laughed diabolically to myself.