Boring. Maybe this is for trudging through the mall, looking cool and checking your cap, the paces slow enough so your pants won’t fall down around your ankles.
The Crow: Salvation is smart enough to offer rock as well as dark metal and electronic music. The gems are pretty easy to pick, as are the piles of dogshit.
With a score by Danny Elfman, and a lead-off track by Rob Zombie, you might expect this to be a more palatable version of Dee Snider’s Strangeland. It’s not.