Rob Zombie – Educated Horses – Review

June 1, 2006

It really surprised many of us just how lifeless this is. It’s odd that Rob Zombie could suck this bad without doing it intentionally. The best tunes here have been done far better elsewhere, by Rob and his peers, and even his knock-offs.

WWF Forceable Entry – Review

August 2, 2002

Boring. Maybe this is for trudging through the mall, looking cool and checking your cap, the paces slow enough so your pants won’t fall down around your ankles.

MTV Celebrity Deathmatch – Review

April 1, 2000

It has the good graces to throw in a bit of rock, metal, and Goth amidst the disposable hip-hopcore (or whatever), but it can’t save this dog.

Psycho – Review

April 1, 1999

With a score by Danny Elfman, and a lead-off track by Rob Zombie, you might expect this to be a more palatable version of Dee Snider’s Strangeland. It’s not.

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