Scott Hefflon – Page 138 – Lollipop Magazine

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter – Review

July 23, 2003

Jesus Christ knows kung fu! And battles vampires. Many of them lesbians, which is why they can walk around in daylight. Or something.

Scissorfight – Potential New Agent for Unconventional Warfare – Review

July 2, 2003

Mixing nü metal breakdown stomp and Southern-fried dirt rock kick-ass, Scissorfight are for both knuckledragging groove-metalers and shaggy stoner/hard rockers.

Satanic Slaughter – Banished to the Underworld – Review

July 2, 2003

Snarling production, fast-paced drumming, and a mix of flutter-picked black shred and “catchy” thrash riffs make Satanic Slaughter a feast of metal mayhem.

Covered in Filth – A Tribute to Cradle of Filth – Review

July 2, 2003

While not the breathless experience of the originals, is a fine tribute to Cradle of Filth. It’s cool to hear 13 bands try to sound like Dani’s many voices.

Therion – Live in Midgard – Review

July 2, 2003

A double live CD to celebrate their 15-year anniversary, evolving from traditional death metal to an original mix of power metal and operatic screeching.

Atticus – Dragging the Lake II – Review

July 2, 2003

Hear the bands you’ve heard everyone talk about, and spit at the shit bands that, for some reason, are cheered instead of beaten up in the parking lot.

Darlington – Louder Than Morrissey – Review

July 2, 2003

While “(I Wanna Be Your) Density” doesn’t match “(Will You Be My) Judy Jetson,” Nerf Herder’s “Courtney Love” didn’t compare to their classic “Van Halen.”

The Agenda! – Start the Panic – Review

June 20, 2003

Full-on Mod-rockin’ good times – garagey guitars jerking about, organ wailing, vocals howling – The Agenda! work up a sweat and miss some notes along the way.

Sweatmaster – Sharp Cut – Review

June 20, 2003

Sweatmaster rocks hard, filled with soul and swagger, as their single “I Am a Demon and I Love Rock’n’Roll” plainly states.

Sahara Hotnights- Jennie Bomb – Review

June 20, 2003

Like a Swedish garage rock version of early Donnas, they’re cute, they rock pretty hard, but the singer yelps and hisses like a pissy kitty instead of sings.