Lollipop Magazine

Radio Ga-Ga – Fiction

November 1, 1995

I miss the Third World dictators we propped up to save the world from Soviet expansionism. Ever since the Berlin Wall came down, life just hasn’t been the same.

Animals – Fiction

November 1, 1995

There is less hypocrisy in chopping rats in half than in ordering a pate de fucking foie gras at some inanely insanely expensive restaurant.

How To Start Your Own Zine – Part IV: You gotta know when to fold ’em – Fiction

June 1, 1995

Everyone cried and hugged one another, particularly Max Hedon and Sister Columbo, and without further ado, took the money.

How to Start Your Own Zine – Part III: Schleppin’ Wolf – Fiction

May 1, 1995

While following the Pekinese on his morning rounds, they learned, through parables, the three primary steps of distribution: The sniff, the drop, and the bark.

How To Start Your Own Zine – Part II: Exploitation of the Proletariat – Fiction

April 1, 1995

Unlike those in more sane occupations, like meat packing and auto undercoating, artistic workers cannot be controlled with promises of higher pay or better hours.

True Romance – Review

February 1, 1994

True Romance is an uproarious, gory, rollercoaster ride. It’s a heart warming, sexy, romantic comedy trapped in the body of an action movie.