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The Culture Bunker – A Friendly Remainder – Fiction

November 1, 1998

The ‘Bama Sutra: Showing in sadly explicit detail hundreds of different techniques and positions for having sex with blood relatives or the merely toothless.

The Culture Bunker – Vanity, Thy Name is Lucre – Fiction

April 1, 1998

This feature comes to us from Merkin Aimless, noted second-generation British satirical novelist and author of The Lode of Auld Wanque and Spent Advances.

The Culture Bunker – 1998 in Review or Up Against the Wal-Mart, Maternal Fornicators! – Fiction

March 1, 1998

The year ends much as it began, with the minor addition of the bloody battle between the forces of good and evil on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 1999.

The Culture Bunker – Two Thumbs Up some very uncomfortable places – Fiction

September 1, 1997

“I’ve been carrying this vital piece of classified intel for days and I’ve got to get it to Ominous-Looking Government Headquarters in Qualico-Over-Quantico!”

The Culture Bunker – Welcome to the Messiah Complex – Fiction

July 1, 1997

We manufactured designer “accessories of Godliness” at the Sweatshop of Heavenly Piecework. These were rare and glorious times and I have the scabs to prove it.

The Culture Bunker – Hello, My Name Is Legion – Fiction

June 1, 1997

I was chasing a dream of rock ‘n’ roll stardom, playing electric ocarina in a band comprised of a bunch of malcontents, layabouts, and known mousse abusers.

The Culture Bunker – Thirteenth Night, or Whatever You Say: Act 2 – Fiction

May 1, 1997

Rut: Shut thine pie-hole, Trichinosis! My lord is dying and so art thou, thou underrehearsed beverage- referencing knave! Take heed! Take two, they’re small.

The Culture Bunker – Thirteenth Night, or Whatever You Say – Fiction

April 1, 1997

It’s been determined a lost work of William Shakespeare, owing to his unparalleled characterizations, and that funny way he had of making “s”s look like “f”s.

The Culture Bunker – Obscurity Minus 14:59 And Counting – Fiction

February 1, 1997

I knew it was coming to me, so I had to do it right. I sprung into action immediately, sustaining only mild facial contusions when I slammed into the wall.

The Culture Bunker – 23 Short Columns About Filling Magazine Space – Fiction

December 1, 1996

While you’re reading this sentence, Cubans are rummaging through your closets and loosening the buttons on your favorite shirt just to fuck with you.