Lollipop Magazine

Idle Chatter – Column

April 1, 1995

A hearty “welcome back” to Michael Moore’s TV Nation, soon to come back via Fox, and The Young Ones, running weekly on Comedy Central.

Cine-Trash – Straight to Hell – Column

April 1, 1995

After two classic flicks (Repo Man and Sid and Nancy), expatriate Brit nutso Cox took it one step further and produced a film that actually embodies anarchy.

Mediacrity – Column

April 1, 1995

True, of late SNL’s been about as funny as chlamydia, but there have been several other stretches in its 20-year history of which you could say the same.

The Culture Bunker – Goes To New York – Fiction

April 1, 1995

Secretaries were tossing office supplies into a bonfire, around which the technical staff cavorted, chanting the lyrics to “My Sharona” and playing air-guitar.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

March 1, 1995

Plans are in the works for a compilation album, Red Hot and Congested, to further aid Bucktooth’s struggle and maybe buy him some tasty blackberry cough drops.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

February 1, 1995

Things are looking bleak: Murder, suicide, fires, floods, and that seven-headed serpent that’s been outside my window singing the complete score from Showboat.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

December 1, 1994

The new issue of Revolve features a cover story on Vermont rap sensation LL Cool Bean, and an interview with Church of Tim Conway founder Hervé Fernandez-Dorf.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

November 1, 1994

Sociopathic-but-sensitive lowlifes attempt to pull off the greatest plotline theft in history, but (all together now, folks), things don’t go quite as planned.

The Culture Bunker – Fiction

September 1, 1994

Civilization is steadily declining, hope is just an ugly backwoods burg in Arkansas, and somewhere Nostradamus is smiling and collecting on his bets.