Lollipop Magazine

Y2K – The 59 All-Time Greatest… – Column

January 1, 2000

Internationally renowned Music/Film/Fashion/Media critic Jean-Paul Bavard was recently asked by the editors of The Journal of French Semiotic Theory for his list of the most important and influential events and people of the 20th century.

Y2k – Show of the Century – Column

January 1, 2000

The top concert of the millennium would be Altamont – Stones, Ike Turner, Hell’s Angels with pool cues, some guy in a lime green sharkskin suit was stabbed to death, there was some fat naked chick who looked like Roseanne Barr in the front…

Y2K – God is an Error Message – Column

January 1, 2000

Y2K has come to save us! There is a God, we realize! For the computer is NOT all-knowing, seeing, and indestructible. It’s foiled by a clock! And as the electronic gods shiver down, whacked in their surprising weak spots like a digital Achilles toppled.

Y2K – 1999: Metal’s Final Year? – Column

January 1, 2000

Maybe some of these bands will release their greatest work in the new millennium. They’ve tried the grunge thing, and they can only rehash their old tunes so many times before even the-stuck-in-the-’80s-fans realize they’re being duped.