Just when I think you’re done, Anchor Bay, you hit me with another pasta-land buffet of succulent splatter. My lid is off to you because not only are you releasing them, but you’re doing it right.
I don’t know about you, but I believe any film could’ve been rendered more effective with the addition of flesh-ripping zombies. Something about dead and decayed people trying to eat warm, live people really strikes me as beautiful cinematography.
I saw Friday the 13th Part 9: Jason Goes to Hell on opening night. Apart from a veritable smorgasbord of homages, the film offered no redeeming qualities.