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A Few Of My Favorite Things

There are two kinds of people…

by Sheril Stanford

…there are guys who ride Harleys, and guys who ride crotch rockets.

…there are women who have long fingernails and women who are creative.

…there are people who talk for hours about what they had for lunch and people who don’t watch much TV.

…there are people who think Quentin Tarantino is God and people who know better.

…there are people who read poems in French and there are people who use the word “puta” and mean it.

…there are people who pee standing up and people who pee standing up because they don’t want to catch something.

…there are people who like Madonna and Alanis Morisette and people who like Madonna and Courtney Love, but there are no people who like Alanis Morisette and Courtney Love.

…there are women who expect roses the next day and women who swallow.

…there are guys who wear tight jeans and guys who got over it.

…there are mean queen hairdressers and there are pudgy jovial queen hairdressers.