The Cretins

The Cretins / Magnatone split (Melted)
by Mark Phinney

Who has the flare to put the harmony of love lost, the ’80s, and high school into one sound? The Cretins. If you love sappy lyrics, and a sugar-coated voice to match, over new-school textbook pop punk, then look no further. This stuff goes down like a mint candy cane.