Demolition Doll Rods

Tasty (In the Red)
by Steve Tremain

Some sloppy garage mechanic rock. One of girls, the drummer, is “vision impaired” (wouldn’t it suit their image better to not skate around the subject and call her “blind?”), and another is a sexy piece of trash, and the third girl… uh, is a guy in drag. The songs are mid-tempo, tom-heavy, and loose as, well, the guitarist. It’s good times, Miller-in-the-can, engine-oil-under-the-fingernails rock. Imagine if Mallory Knox was the mechanic, and didn’t kill him, but left him in the greasy dirt, pants around his ankles as she buckled up her too-tight jeans and strolled away to play some guitar.