Garbage Pail – Articles We Didn’t Run Because Of… Uh… Space – Column September 1, 1997 An exclusive interview with Sammy Hagar
Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part One) – Column September 1, 1997 What They Said: “In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.” What We Thought They Said: “In a gouda fajita, baby.”
Garbage Pail – Just a Thought – Column September 1, 1997 Ever wondered who this gender-nonspecific Webster person is who defines our language? And what of Roget? What do we really know about this Roget character?
Gigolo Aunts – Learn to Play Guitar – Review September 1, 1997 Harmless, upbeat, repetitive and guitar driven, it is catchy, but not terribly memorable or unique.
Galactic Cowboys – The Horse That Bud Bought – Review September 1, 1997 Somewhere in my intentionally-blurred memories of the late ’80s, I remember this kind of ploddingly melodic heavy metal/hard rock being popular.
Foo Fighters – The Colour and the Shape – Review September 1, 1997 A busted marriage, a departed drummer, and this time around, Grohl can’t fight the urge to pack his verses with betrayal, anger and petulance.
Fear Factory – Remanufacture (Cloning Technology) – Review September 1, 1997 Remanufacture is a bloated 60+ minutes of remixes of practically all eleven songs on Demanufacture, a monstrous, futuristic metal album to begin with.
The Kelley Deal 6000 – Go To The Sugar Altar – Review September 1, 1997 After four months in rehab with only her acoustic guitar, Kelley Deal emerged with the songs and the vision that would lead to Go To The Sugar Altar.
Elliot Kendall – Le Hot Show – Review September 1, 1997 The swingingest Jump-n-Roll-Hickabilly-Western-Gypsy-Jazz-Trailer-Park-Swing album to come down the line since, well… the last really good one.
Flotsam and Jetsam – High – Review September 1, 1997 I can’t vouch for their return to form, nor the benefits to humanity if they did.