Garbage Pail
Children’s Books You’ll Never See
Being emailed around…From: Thomas LaMachia
Illustrations by Tom Powers, Ant Ventollieri (x2)
“Bi-Curious George”
“You Are Different and That’s Bad”
“Pop! Goes The Hamster….And Other Great Microwave Games”
“Babar Meets the Taxidermist”
“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”
“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”
“Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom’s Purse”
“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead”
“Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear”
“How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Some Kittens Can Fly!”
“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
