Lollipop Magazine

Soilent Green – Sewn Mouth Secrets – Review

April 1, 1999

The same fertile soil that gave us all things sludgy, bluesy, and anvil-heavy such as Pantera, Crowbar, and Eyehategod, delivers yet another.

Auntie Christ Super Tsar – An “interview” with Marilyn Manson – Fiction

April 1, 1999

Controversial rock star Marilyn Manson recently agreed to an interview with the internationally acclaimed Literature/Music/Fashion Critic, Jean-Paul Bavard.

The Nevada Bachelors – Carrots & So On – Review

April 1, 1999

At the risk of being sued for malpractice, I diagnose The Nevada Bachelors as Placebo on Prozac.

Coroner’s Corner – Evil Deader Just Got Better – Column

April 1, 1999

I just got back from another Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors. I went to see was Dario Argento, who happens to be the greatest director in the entire universe.

The Neanderthals – The Latest Menace to the Human Race – Review

April 1, 1999

Their lyrics’ll make ya chuckle (a sample, from “Too Many Nights in the Gin Mill”: “Spend half my money on women and booze, the rest I spend foolishly”).

Cross My Heart – XMH – Review

April 1, 1999

Though only an EP, XMH is nice yet powerful with its singing/screaming vocals, mellow guitar passages, and poetic lyrics.

BASEketball – Review

April 1, 1999

Those South Park guys have hip taste, ya gotta give ’em that. If you don’t think they’re funny and cool, the problem is you, not them.

Bolt Thrower – Mercenary – Review

April 1, 1999

Bolt Thrower has perfected their own style of Medieval-ish melodic death metal, and they deserve to be heard because they do it better than anyone else.

Punk-O-Rama – 3 – Review

April 1, 1999

While there’re songs I like better then those chosen to represent the bands, that might just clue ya into the fact I own a fuckload of Epitaph’s records.

The Loose Nuts – Oh God Help Our Fans – Review

April 1, 1999

Cheer up, The Loose Nuts are here to rock your punk ass into a frenzy and impress you with some classy, frolicking horn lines.