Chinchilla

Madness (Metal Blade)
by Scott Hefflon

Tragically stupid name for a pretty decent heavy metal band. I had a chinchilla once. We called it the “funny bunny.” Absolutely useless thing, but cute. Woulda made a nice pair of gloves. Chinchilla Madness sounds like a special at Taco Bell. But I guess that’d be a chihuahua or a chalupa or a cheetah doing the cha-cha on the Chattanooga choo-choo with a chain-smoking chatterbox chambermaid. I take it back, while looking up “cha-wa-wa” and writing the rest of that nonsense to make use of the wasted time, I really listened to the band and have now decided it’s a pretty decent name for a tragically stupid heavy metal band.
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