Nobodys – Less Hits More Tits – Review

Nobodys

Less Hits More Tits (Hopeless)
by Scott Hefflon

Yup, the title pretty much covers it. Nobodys change less than Guttermouth. One’s from sunny California, the other’s from Colorado, home to hicks and hippies (and yuppies and crusty punks). Guttermouth sing about Tijuana donkey shows, and Nobodys sing about Dead Boys “Caught with the Meat in Your Mouth” kinda stuff. Tits, beer, porn, all the good stuff of The Man Show, but only if Adam and Jimmy were cranked up and loaded and feeling like taking on half the audience, just for kicks. They have a song (that’s entirely too long) called “Another Fucker,” kinda like Boris the Sprinkler (or Ramones on a bad day, in more ways than one), and the lyrics in their entirely are “If I was a motherfucker/ Then I’d fuck your mother, fucker/ motherfucker!”
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