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Everything’s Watched, Everyone’s Watching (New Weathermen/Ferret)
by Scott Hefflon

Funny. This is so awful, I thought the first couple songs were joking, that after fucking around for the first minute, they’d get down to it. But no, this is all there is to the inaugural signing to Ferret’s new imprint, New Weathermen. (Man, I gotta make some kinda crack about how a “new weatherman” makes such a lousy prediction the first time opening their mouth.) The bio opens with “We have no musical training, we just try to make our songs as weird as possible.” Sure, that explains it, but it doesn’t forgive it. I’m glad you had fun making music when you don’t know how. Please never record anything again until you DO get some musical experience, you idiots.

Random noise, obvious, bottom-feeding useless drivel. I’d rather listen to a car start.
(www.ferretstyle.com)