Issue 68 – Lollipop Magazine

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[ November 9, 2026 ] Cloak to Release New Album Feb 2027 + 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ November 6, 2026 ] Staind Share “Ghosts” and 2027 Tour Dates with Seether, Hoobastank, and Hinder – News News
[ November 4, 2026 ] I Prevail announce 2027 Tour Dates supporting Three Days Grace – News News
[ November 2, 2026 ] Nile and Coroner Announce Spring 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 30, 2026 ] A Perfect Circle Release “To Whom It May Concern” and Announce 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 28, 2026 ] Darkest Hour Announce New Single “Warrior” and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
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[ October 23, 2026 ] Hippie Death Cult Drops New Single + US Tour Dates with COC & The Sword – News News
[ October 22, 2026 ] Kontusion Announces 2026 East Coast Tour MMXXVI with Hedonist – News News
[ October 21, 2026 ] As I Lay Dying Announce Self-Titled Album and 2026-2027 Tour Dates – News News

This collaged photo really creeps me out.

Beads & Things try to appeal to a male demographic.

Billy couldn't wait until they got the van fixed.

Brooding music? Check. Brooding skies? Check. Brooding expressions? Check.

Some bands take bad reviews in stride, others drown the reviewer in a creek.

At the time, Dead Dog's Balls seemed like a perfectly reasonable album title.

Some band photos don't need a joke, they are a joke.

Yeah, I've had nights like that.

After saying Hidden in Plain View was a stupid band name, Tyler was pretty sure he wasn't going to be in the band for long.

"NOW can I be the singer?"

I kept telling him "Look, if I like your band's CD, I'll review it. There's really nothing else you can do." But Peter wouldn't listen.

Steve may've always been late to practice, but he always made a good entrance.

After three blocks, Bruce's claim of "The Rock will lead us" was wearing thin. Why didn't he just admit he lost the directions to the club?

A Static Lullaby, upon being referred to as a hardcore band. "We're a rock band, maaaan." Whatever.

When I said "Move closer together, I can't get you all in one shot," I wasn't talking about a photo.

"Lefty" was "waving" a warning, but it was too late. Tom took people touching his food very, very seriously.

When I said you were come-latelies, I didn't mean run. When I said you were bandwagon-jumpers, I didn't mean jump. Jesus are some bands stupid!

When Slugfucker ask you for a review, they kinda aren't really asking.

Fox's new reality series, Sign Me, follows pretty boy bands around as they pose for thoughtful photos, hire models to sing to in coffee shops, only to have them storm out, and go shopping.

Really Yes Really were waiting for their big break. Eve thought she saw it coming.

Every day, on my walk to the store, The Love Me Nots sing to me from their window. Why can't they just mail a CD like everyone else?

Conjoined twins Michelle and Michael argued like any other band does, but at least there wasn't all the backstabbing.

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