Issue 64 – Lollipop Magazine

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It was an interesting gimmick: "Review our band and we'll give you a butterfly." My cat says thanks, by the way.

Whenever there's time and space, make fun of Mushroomhead. Silly fuckers.

Rozzy Rosbourne, the weirdest metal cover band I’ve even seen.

Most bands just hang show fliers, dipshits.

It was the last time they ever let Tim get directions to a gig.

Jessica was used to fashion-victim bands standing outside her New York City vintage clothing store, staring in, dreaming their little dream of success.

After the third "Guys, I'm over here," the photographer snapped the shot and got on with life, vowing never to work with overrated indie rock bands again.

"Hello? Excuse me. I don't mean to be rude, but this is a really stupid idea for a photo. And why isn't Bill wearing any pants?"

On about the eighth call, it finally started to dawn on Zebrahead that it was me, the guy in the "Zebrahead, you suck!" tee shirt sitting in the booth opposite them with the cell phone giving them the finger, that kept crank calling them.

Dez, former vocalist of Coal Chamber, hoping the maxim "If at first you don't succeed, start another band with a stupid name" is true.

"Of course I'm sensitive, look at my eyebrows!"

"Then it dawned on me, when Red Ass invited me to go shootin' & fishin', they weren't talkin' some hip slang for "play some pool and scoop on chicks."

Sheryl Crow: Still hot.

One of these days, Shithole in the Wall was going to have to fix that huge hole in front of the club door.

It was the last time they ever let Tim get directions to a gig.

If they'd stick to sneaker endorsements and stop writing god-awful songs, I might not hate Smashmouth so much.

The photographer assured him he could Photoshop out the zit, but Brian had his own ideas.

Hey MxPx, that's pretty funny, I did the same thing with your last few CDs!

It was an ok idea for a photo, but Bill really wished Steve had showered before the shoot.

Troopers that they are, Waterpark Romance didn't cancel the tour when their van broke down, but if Dave didn't quit eating those frozen burritos, there was going to be trouble.

"After the third time I came out of a convenience store and found Skid and his Marks staring me down, I realized it might just be easier to review their stupid band.

No one yelled "Surprise!" when I walked in the room. In fact, all was silent. As the seconds dragged on, I realized this was not a party I really wanted to crash.

"Look, I don't care if he says to get in closer or not. I'm the singer and guitarist, and you're the drummer. You crowd me again and I'll whack you upside the fuckin' head."

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