Issue 43 – Lollipop Magazine

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[ November 9, 2026 ] Cloak to Release New Album Feb 2027 + 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ November 6, 2026 ] Staind Share “Ghosts” and 2027 Tour Dates with Seether, Hoobastank, and Hinder – News News
[ November 4, 2026 ] I Prevail announce 2027 Tour Dates supporting Three Days Grace – News News
[ November 2, 2026 ] Nile and Coroner Announce Spring 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 30, 2026 ] A Perfect Circle Release “To Whom It May Concern” and Announce 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 28, 2026 ] Darkest Hour Announce New Single “Warrior” and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 26, 2026 ] Alice Cooper’s “Devil On My Shoulder” Memoir Is An International Best-Seller – News News
[ October 23, 2026 ] Hippie Death Cult Drops New Single + US Tour Dates with COC & The Sword – News News
[ October 22, 2026 ] Kontusion Announces 2026 East Coast Tour MMXXVI with Hedonist – News News
[ October 21, 2026 ] As I Lay Dying Announce Self-Titled Album and 2026-2027 Tour Dates – News News

Waiting to use the "specially-enhanced" mechanical bull at Gilley's first Gay Night.

Motivated by poor sales of their last record, The Soft Caress of Gentle Men, Air Supply took to hair-club infomercials and modeling casual wear for The Effeminate Male spring catalog.

Death metallers Intestinal Bloodfart couldn't figure out why their sales went down after the release of their first video.

After a trying day of negotiating weapons-inspection guidelines at the U.N., sometimes you just need to blow off a little steam.

David demonstates how to save time and have fun doing it by combining both definitions of the term "playing with yourself."

Gratuitous South Park Photo. That oughtta help our sales right there.

The tenth-grade field trip to the gynecology office turned ugly when Shelley Winters showed up for her annual checkup.

Let's get the band back together. The high school band.

A scene from Fox's new reality series When Oranges Attack.

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