Columns/Fiction – Page 29 – Lollipop Magazine

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Graffic Traffic – When everything else fails, Comics rule. – Column

January 1, 1999

300 is an example of the best this medium is capable of, and, in the face of overwhelmingly superior numbers of crap comics, it stands, brave as a Spartan.

Garbage Pail – Word of the Day – Column

January 1, 1999

Quick thinking and a hardbound Two-in-One Dictionary/Thesaurus sent him spinning. I proclaimed: “I’m a writer. My dictionary is bigger than yours.” Then I ran.

Lick Us Back! – Readers Response – Column

January 1, 1999

Lollipop and Muddle are the best magazines in the country. It’s weird cause I was gonna send you a copy (of Wonka Vision) tomorrow anyway…

Writers Wanted – Column

November 1, 1998

I’m here to print writing. Writing about Life, the Universe and Everything, cleverly tucked between such standard lines as “it rocks!” and “chugging guitars.”

The Culture Bunker – A Friendly Remainder – Fiction

November 1, 1998

The ‘Bama Sutra: Showing in sadly explicit detail hundreds of different techniques and positions for having sex with blood relatives or the merely toothless.

Sarre-Chasm – What I Did on my Summer Vacation – Column

November 1, 1998

Dylan embodies the cranky restlessness (that used to be?) symptomatic of the American spirit: A fearless fraud caught with more hats on than he could ever wear.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

November 1, 1998

This issue, to my eyes, is the biggest and best yet. There are things here that blow my mind, and I’ve done this 44 times before.

Summer Sickness – At The Movies: A Holy Pilgrimage – Column

November 1, 1998

We are once again in the Dark Ages, and summer only exacerbates the problem by loudly, in digital sound, reminding us of the Great Lack.

Liquor Lecture – Drinking Symptoms and their Solutions – Column

November 1, 1998

Symptom: Floor blurred.
Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
Action: Get someone to buy you another beer.

The Discontinued Adventures of N. Rainey – One: This Side of Paradox – Column

November 1, 1998

As you surely know, it’s hard to feign insouciance when you’re knotted up like the product of a heat-crazed pretzel vendor with balloon-folder delusions.

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