Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column September 1, 1998 “I’m going to get a real job.” All that résumé-writing, cover letter-writing, faxing, emailing, interviewing, dressing-sharply, nodding intelligently upon cue.
Liquor Lecture – Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder – Column September 1, 1998 I’ve always shown that sign of addiction, the phrase “I can stop at any time.” I bet you can see what’s coming.
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 43 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 43 – So Long And Thanks For All The Jewel Cases
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 42 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 42 – The Song Remains The Same, It’s Simply Remixed
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 41 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 41 – That’s Our Story And We’re Sticking To It Like Dumb Cousin Tommy’s Tongue Did To The Monkeybars
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 40 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 40 – Bungee-Jumping From The Ivory Tower
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 39 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 39 – I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing So Listening To All These CDs Wouldn’t Suck So Much
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 38 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 38 – In A Gouda Fajita, Baby
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 37 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 37 – Socrates Is Coming, And You’re Out Of Swiss
Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 36 – Column June 1, 1998 Five Year Anniversary Excerpts – Issue 36 – Rockin’ The Cash Bar