Heroes Jargon – Column

June 1, 1994

Bruce Wayne is back, but is not yet ready to tangle with his psychotic replacement. He’s undergoing extensive training from the ninja-killer, Lady Shiva.

Tribute to Kurt Cobain – Column

June 1, 1994

Somewhere between Dubois, PA and the Ohio state line all my gauges went dead. The urge left me just as suddenly as it had come on. So I turned around.

The Enemy Within – Fiction

June 1, 1994

April is the foolest month. Dying were two of popular culture’s most self destructive demi-gods, Kurt Cobain and Richard Nixon.

One Year Anniversary! – Essay

June 1, 1994

In spite of wrecking our truck (that’s 3), losing our apt, and burning out two pets, eight roommates, and two partners, we made it to our ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY!

Kiss My Ash – Fiction

June 1, 1994

You’re parents should have warned you, but didn’t. They quit smoking, took up jogging, and observe with sublime satisfaction how their stool now floats.

Burning Desires – Fiction

June 1, 1994

I dozed fitfully, as passengers filled with a sense of foreboding have done in all the greats works of literature since pre-historic times.

Buck Naked Babes in Bondage – Rant

June 1, 1994

If you’ve lived any kind of “rock ‘n roll” lifestyle, most of what you see onstage is a beginner’s demonstration of kinky, quirky, oh-so deviant behavior.

Blind, Glowing, Spinning – Fiction

June 1, 1994

It’s an ant, alright. I can see it. Its legs tickle my palm. There is a break in song and I can hear it: The tiny wings, erect, rustle against each other.

The Forgetful Friend – Fiction

April 1, 1994

But, I would forget stuff. These things happen and go by. But you don’t realize how they add up until something really happens.

The Duke is a Free Man! – Fiction

April 1, 1994

We boozed heavily all night and jammed out with myself wailing on the swinging axe and Joe Queer playing the ultimate new tune “I Like to Hurt People.”

The Bellysmacker Kids – Fiction

April 1, 1994

The bellysmacker kids… go barefoot… eat crayons… and dirt… burn ants… throw toads… spit soda pop… and bleed kool-aid…

Support – Fiction

April 1, 1994

I lost that right long ago. But she clung to my arm and it felt good to have her hold me again.

Heroes Jargon – Column

April 1, 1994

Turok finally woke me up! Both Turok 11 & 12 and XO Man O War 27 thru 29 were just what the doctor ordered to shake those winter blues.

Mac Finds Himself – Fiction

April 1, 1994

“The point is…” Disgust faltered and became Unsure. He then become Shocked and Confused. “Wow.” He breathed in Awe. “This is quite an identity crisis, Mac.”

Improbable Histories – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Madonna publicly masturbated in support of the jailed bands while Pete Townsend told Tipper to kiss his “skinny, white, British ass.”

Give or Take a Day – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Mister Markus rose on Friday… Thinking it was Saturday… Went about his daily doings… Undisturbed, without delay…

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