Lollipop Magazine

Liquor Lecture – Temperance – Column

April 1, 1998

There comes a time when I just don’t have the kindheartedness to forgive the slovenly drunk, even though I have worn that hat on much more than one occasion.

Liquor Lecture – Column

March 1, 1998

We’ve covered what to drink, how to drink it, what to do when you’ve drunk too much. But what to wear?

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

March 1, 1998

“I don’t usually do this, but I wanted to tell you that you put out one of the best magazines in America – certainly the most consistently enjoyable to read.”

Rowan-Morrison’s Guide To Home Video – Column

March 1, 1998

Brazil is essentially Orwell’s 1984 or Huxley’s Brave New World, meshed with the darker side of Monty Python.

Graffic Traffic – It’s never a bad trip to comicland – Column

March 1, 1998

If you haven’t read Transmetropolitan, it may be too late. The first four issues of this media-unfriendly, socio-pathologically-worse title have sold out.

Garbage Pail – Things to do to John Denver When He’s Dead – Column

March 1, 1998

#4. Use him as an exhibit in the newly-constructed Folksinging Pussies Hall of Fame.

Garbage Pail – Communication Breakdance 2 – Column

March 1, 1998

Kids milled around for hours outside the sold-out show muttering “Oh, man” until their parents came to pick them up.

The Savage Beast is Still Unsoothed – Fiction

March 1, 1998

Just as I once thought being adopted was nothing out of the ordinary, so I expected people to incorporate several styles of music into their audio portfolios.

The Culture Bunker – 1998 in Review or Up Against the Wal-Mart, Maternal Fornicators! – Fiction

March 1, 1998

The year ends much as it began, with the minor addition of the bloody battle between the forces of good and evil on Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve 1999.

Side Order Of Flies – Fiction

March 1, 1998

Your innermost self wanted to express itself, and, nothing personal bub, but I think your innermost self oughtta shut the fuck up.