A Band Called Me – Fiction

April 1, 1994

Like I, Me in the Key of E is an album whose primary message is one of self affirmation, particularly if the self happens to be lead guitarist Hans Onanson.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

April 1, 1994

A female onlooker is splattered by gore and must take a gratuitous nude bath to wash it off. The water turns to acid and broils her, screaming, to the bone.

Soliloquy – Fiction

February 1, 1994

You could walk like a ballerina, love like a Roman, steal like a cat, and philosophize like a guru.

Fetishes – Fiction

February 1, 1994

One night, she took the catsuit when she left Gus’ house, drove all the way home in the morning darkness with it on, blaring Megadeth and touching herself.

Dear Lollipop – Fiction

February 1, 1994

I think she dug my “Famous Faces” Bette Midler t-shirt. “You are the wind beneath my wings,” she whispered to me in the line for tea and bagel chips with humus.

Coroner’s Corner – Column

February 1, 1994

Angel Heart: If you like Mickey Rourke’s buns, you will love the scene where he and Lisa Bonet hump wildly while being drenched in gore and rain.

Heroes Jargon – Column

February 1, 1994

The Ultraverse continues to evolve into one of the strongest lines in comics. With Barry Windsor-Smith and Rune, this line is force to be reckoned with.

The Re-Possessed – Part Duh – Fiction

February 1, 1994

“They’re dying to write their quota of tickets and head on out. But it won’t be so easy. Bwuh huh huh ha ha ha heh heh heh.” I laughed diabolically to myself.

Heroes Jargon – Column

December 1, 1993

The Maxx just keeps getting stranger and next issue, Pitt wants to play with the Maxx. Cool!

The Re-Possessed – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Oswald tossed quarters into the air. Thousands of them. Lee, as he insisted on being called, brought forth an endless supply and they never seemed to hit the floor.

Rock n Roll is Here to Stay – Fiction

December 1, 1993

We wore flannel ’cause it was fucking cold in the sticks. We also enjoyed dope long before our short-haired brethren and have long since grown bored with it.

It’s Funny… – Fiction

December 1, 1993

It’s funny how I can hate myself… so much… Yet think I am… so much fucking better… than everyone else.

Fifty Words – Fiction

December 1, 1993

I have fifty words to… expand your horizons show… you the truth blow your… mind wipe your ass throw… caution to the wind and… explore the thesaraus…

Bathroom – Fiction

December 1, 1993

Voices, steps, the door shakes, I laugh so hard. Confusion is the funniest thing. Almost as funny as the time I was…

Coroner’s Corner – Column

December 1, 1993

Dead Alive, “The zombie film to end all zombie films,” will be hitting video stores any day now. Every bit of hype is true!

Coroner’s Corner – Column

October 1, 1993

I saw Friday the 13th Part 9: Jason Goes to Hell on opening night. Apart from a veritable smorgasbord of homages, the film offered no redeeming qualities.

Heroes Jargon- Column

October 1, 1993

Malibu’s Ultraverse is the greatest thing to happen to comics since the birth of Groo.

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