Lollipop Magazine

Dynagroove – Column

April 1, 1998

This column is devoted to cheap record buys. I figured I’d inflict my garage sale and thrift store vinyl buys on you folk by reviewing the best of the bunch.

Coroner’s Corner – A Man With A Thousand Whoopins – Column

April 1, 1998

Here you could find super-gory banned bootlegs, collectible Penthouse issues, Samurai Swords, house-sized posters, and lost episodes of Wonder Woman.

Movies Inappropriately Renamed by the Canadian Motion Picture Association – Fiction

April 1, 1998

Canadian: Le Revenge Du Jack. American: The Nightmare Before Christmas. Canadian: Les Dents De La Muerte. American: Jaws.

Underground Station – Column

April 1, 1998

One handsome book that I can recommend unequivocally is Buddy Go Home by Peter Bagge. This is Vol. 4 of the Buddy Bradley stories from Hate.

The Culture Bunker – Vanity, Thy Name is Lucre – Fiction

April 1, 1998

This feature comes to us from Merkin Aimless, noted second-generation British satirical novelist and author of The Lode of Auld Wanque and Spent Advances.

Sarre-Chasm – Ruminations on the ? Reunion – Column

April 1, 1998

Today a genius, tomorrow a has-been, who, if lucky, will end up as a “Who was” question on Jeopardy!, or the subject of a where-are-they-now feature.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

April 1, 1998

The rumors are true (except for the part about the goldfish, fur-lined gloves, bowling shoes, and a device known as “The Helmet”): Lollipop is going quarterly.

The End of the End – Part Two – Column

April 1, 1998

Everett Stillwell and myself sit in his cabin. Outside, the night is hostile and frigid. We’re drinking cheap wine, watching TV, and talking about queers.

That Ain’t Boston “Tawkin” – Fiction

April 1, 1998

Most actors have no idea how to parlay a true Boston accent to the big or small screen. Here are a few of the more forgettable examples…

Sundance 1998 – Column

April 1, 1998

Orgazmo, the feature-length comedy by South Park co-creator Trey Parker, is easily one of the funniest movies of the nineties.