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From Point A to Point A and Back Again – Fiction

April 1, 1996

There is no point. There are only an awful lot of tangents and a few inconsistent coincidences thrown in to keep us feeling off balance.

Coroner’s Corner – Remember When I Hit My Nuts?!! – Column

April 1, 1996

By one of Italy’s hottest new talents, this flick made it past American censors without any cuts, just a clunky retitle: Originally called Dellamorte Dellamore.

Cine-Trash – The Hand – Column

April 1, 1996

Flat, wooden performances, alarmingly static direction, and a plotline both confusing and dull, combine to make The Hand a natural born killjoy.

Liquor Lecture – Part Two: Vodka – Column

April 1, 1996

It’s the basis of most mixed drinks, it’s dependable, and it tastes awful. I’ve found that it can only be enjoyed when mixed with something.

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

April 1, 1996

A college-educated American knows 15,000 words. Shakespeare is believed by scholars to have known 25,000 words. There are hardly a dozen that offend people.

Graffic Traffic – Column

April 1, 1996

From the twisting imagination of James Kochalka comes the funny send-up of the Superman mythos “Little Mister Man.” Gag-o-licious, with heartwarming moments.

A Few of my Favorite Things – Ways to Stay Needlessly Angry – Column

April 1, 1996

“That is so obvious. I can’t believe God bothered to give you a tongue for any purpose other than to torment me. Die, die, die!”

A Few of my Favorite Things – Album That Defines… Something – Column

April 1, 1996

Laurie Anderson – Big Science – She’s strange, disturbing, and one of the most original composers I’ve ever heard. Turn all the lights off for this one.

A Few of my Favorite Things – Shut Up, I Like It – Column

April 1, 1996

Madonna – The Immaculate Collection – She’s a great pop songwriter. Yeah, she looks good too, but besides that, she’s tough as nails and extremely lonely.

A Few of My Favorite Things – The Record I Put on Top… – Column

March 1, 1996

Barkmarket – 1-800-GODHOUSE – Good record in a one-man Butthole/Cave kinda vein. The cover’s so simple yet so f’in creepy that no one dares pick it up.

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