Issue 56 – Lollipop Magazine

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[ October 30, 2026 ] A Perfect Circle Release “To Whom It May Concern” and Announce 2027 Tour – News News
[ October 28, 2026 ] Darkest Hour Announce New Single “Warrior” and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 26, 2026 ] Alice Cooper’s “Devil On My Shoulder” Memoir Is An International Best-Seller – News News
[ October 23, 2026 ] Hippie Death Cult Drops New Single + US Tour Dates with COC & The Sword – News News
[ October 22, 2026 ] Kontusion Announces 2026 East Coast Tour MMXXVI with Hedonist – News News
[ October 21, 2026 ] As I Lay Dying Announce Self-Titled Album and 2026-2027 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 20, 2026 ] Distant Share “The Shallow Gaze” Video and 2026 US Tour Dates – News News
[ October 16, 2026 ] Orbit Culture Drop “Nuclear God” and 2026 Tour Dates with Trivium – News News
[ October 15, 2026 ] Comeback Kid Drop “Yesterday’s Gone” Video and 2026 Tour Dates – News News
[ October 14, 2026 ] Suicide Silence Share Title Track of New Album and 2026 US Tour Dates – News News

The band knew Jimmy was a rabid fan and that he worked in a motel along the interstate, but until they saw all the wall hangings replaced with their photos, they never considered that Jimmy might just be a little nuts as well.

While they weren't sure where the photographer was going with this background, Zipper Grabs Skin, was pretty sure he was going to take a beating later...

So why are we all looking over there again?

A paparazzi catches David Spade at home with his three "longtime companions."

This photo was snapped mere seconds after the announcement was made that the n metal fad was officially over and all band members had to return to pumping gas, mowing lawns, and lifting weights so all the people who thought they looked absolutely ridiculous couldnt kick their dumb asses.

The photgrapher kept this photo of The Evel Kenievals on his wall, just to remind himself that there are some assignments you should'nt take...

In all his time as a photographer at Sears, these funny-looking kids were the first to ever use the smokestack background...

Yeah, it's tea and Im wearing sunglasses indoors... Why don't you and your whole tour group of badly-dressed Americans move along and snap photos and comment loudly about something else?

Yeah, I've had days like that...

Yeah, I've had nights like that...

As Larry and Stella combed the beach slowly and thoroughly with their metal detectors, they tried not to make eye contact with the four men being photographed half-naked in the water. Tourists were getting weirder by the season...

And the Kung-Fu Mimes spring into action!

aLabel[14]="The doubts repeated like a broken record: "Does he really love me? Will I ever feel truly open with a man? When am I ever going to finish paying off my student loan?" Meanwhile, Mr. Skittles watched leaves dancing in the yard..."

Where do you even begin to make fun of Powerman 5000?

As a door-to-door carpet insurance salesman, I travel from coast to coast, and man, you just never know what to expect when you go into the motel lobby first thing in the morning to get your complimentary coffee...

As a door-to-door carpet insurance salesman, I travel from coast to coast, and man, you just never know what to expect when you go into the motel lobby first thing in the morning to get your complimentary coffee...

Were dealing with bands here people, so if you tell a band to "watch the charts," they may take it literally."

Were dealing with bands here people, so if you tell a band to "watch the charts," they may take it literally.

Hey, buddy, we aren't going to get any closer, alright? Take the goddamn photo before I come over there and clean yer clock!"

Now that they'd seen it, the band unanimously decided to stay in their cramped apartment and simply sound like wide open spaces...

Defleshed Virgin Stew didn't seem to understand that you had to be a good metal band before you sold out and cut your hair.

Long before they knew how to play, Sodom and Creamora knew how to pose for photos.

Long before they knew how to play, Sodom and Creamora knew how to pose for photos.

Emo pioneers, She Sings Softly, boldly went where, well, where no one else really wanted to go: They fired their yelping singer and hired an actual dog to howl tunelessly over their lo-fi noodling.

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