My Snot – Fiction

February 1, 1996

He was violent (check), stupid (check), prone to fits of melancholy (check), hopelessly depraved (check), sexually frustrated (check), and shallow (check).

Mate, Spawn, And Die – Fiction

February 1, 1995

Valentine’s Day is mating season, a thinly-veiled lie that hides the urge to copulate. A mating ritual passed down through the ages like a genetic disease.