Band Names We Hope To Never See

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Garbage Pail – Band Names We Hope To Never See – Column

June 1, 1999

With “electronica” emitting its final thrusts like an epileptic’s death throes, it’s time to admit they had the stupidest nicknames since black metal and Goth.