Lollipop Magazine

Signs – Review

April 18, 2003

Signs is about an alien invasion, but there are very few aliens. Like the classic Night of the Living Dead, we get a film about people in a bad situation.

Pickle Party – Review

April 18, 2003

Most e-cards (online postcards) are sappy and irritating. So when one goes to Pickle Party and sees one titled “You’re Gay and We Know It,” well…

Something Awful – Review

April 18, 2003

Something Awful is a site which mercilessly satirizes the stupid and the sanity-challenged, mostly in the forms of rants as written by the editors of the site.

Lilo and Stitch – Review

April 18, 2003

Lilo and Stitch is considerably ruder and less sappy than pretty much any Disney film ever made, sometimes (rarely, but sometimes) to its detriment.

Donnie Darko – Review

April 18, 2003

It’s a true labyrinth, one where even the most trivial scene takes on new meanings when a crucial bit of information is gleaned.

Bounty Dog – Review

April 18, 2003

It’s got all the marks of the genre: Impossibly-shaped women, futuristic weapons, major violence, and technologically-based bad guys.

Best of Bowie – Review

April 18, 2003

A two-DVD, career-long collection of videos. The material is outstanding, with a generous helping of impossible-to-track down TV broadcasts of early songs.

CQ – Review

January 3, 2003

Directed by Francis Ford Coppola’s son Roman, it’s the tale of a milquetoast film editor living in 1969 Paris who’s working on the fictional film, Dragonfly.

Brotherhood of the Wolf – Review

January 3, 2003

Brotherhood of the Wolf is undoubtedly the greatest 18th century kickboxing French nobility werewolf film ever made, which is, um, saying something.

The Young Ones – Every Stoopid Episode – Review

January 3, 2003

There are three DVDs here. The first two are the original 12 episodes, and, as much fun as it is, watching a whole DVD’s worth in one sitting is grueling.