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Sarre-Chasm – Ruminations on the ? Reunion – Column

April 1, 1998

Today a genius, tomorrow a has-been, who, if lucky, will end up as a “Who was” question on Jeopardy!, or the subject of a where-are-they-now feature.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

April 1, 1998

The rumors are true (except for the part about the goldfish, fur-lined gloves, bowling shoes, and a device known as “The Helmet”): Lollipop is going quarterly.

Liquor Lecture – Temperance – Column

April 1, 1998

There comes a time when I just don’t have the kindheartedness to forgive the slovenly drunk, even though I have worn that hat on much more than one occasion.

Liquor Lecture – Column

March 1, 1998

We’ve covered what to drink, how to drink it, what to do when you’ve drunk too much. But what to wear?

Lick Us Back – Reader’s Responses – Column

March 1, 1998

“I don’t usually do this, but I wanted to tell you that you put out one of the best magazines in America – certainly the most consistently enjoyable to read.”

Rowan-Morrison’s Guide To Home Video – Column

March 1, 1998

Brazil is essentially Orwell’s 1984 or Huxley’s Brave New World, meshed with the darker side of Monty Python.

Graffic Traffic – It’s never a bad trip to comicland – Column

March 1, 1998

If you haven’t read Transmetropolitan, it may be too late. The first four issues of this media-unfriendly, socio-pathologically-worse title have sold out.

Garbage Pail – Things to do to John Denver When He’s Dead – Column

March 1, 1998

#4. Use him as an exhibit in the newly-constructed Folksinging Pussies Hall of Fame.

Garbage Pail – Communication Breakdance 2 – Column

March 1, 1998

Kids milled around for hours outside the sold-out show muttering “Oh, man” until their parents came to pick them up.

Coroner’s Corner – The Milky Way Massacre – Column

March 1, 1998

Starship Troopers provides a wild ride through alien-filled terrain and tosses in bulging amounts of gore and nudity.