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Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

March 1, 1998

This is where I’m supposed to say something mildly clever to distract you from the fact that the rest of the magazine is actually blatant plagiarism.

Underground Station – Column

March 1, 1998

When I started collecting underground comix (u.g.s) in the late ’60s I ran up against two conventions that I could neither abide nor fight.

Sarre-Chasm – That’s When I Reach For My Wallet: The North-By-Northwest Festival ’97 – Column

March 1, 1998

The Austinites had a hell of a concept when they franchised the rights to SXSW’s ugly kid brother, North-by-Northwest, to the local hip set up here in Portland.

Coroner’s Corner – Razor Blades and Rotten Apples – Column

December 1, 1997

When the leaves and the candy corn turn brown and orange, you know it’s once again time to hit the haunted house circuit.

Cine-Trash Field Report – Column

December 1, 1997

Empire Records lie waiting for me, the “brain”child of one Allan Moyle, a man responsible for foisting some of the most heavy-handed teensploitation tales ever.

Underground Station – Column

December 1, 1997

Juxtapoz is a West Coast magazine produced by Robert Williams, one of the earliest of the Zap contributors.

Sarre-Chasm – It’s Not Such A Wonderful Life – Column

December 1, 1997

“Forecasting is predicting the downward trend in (looks at chart on desk) “grunge (sic) derived rock (‘hard rock’ sub-heading 2B)” to continue.”

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

December 1, 1997

We all take stock options of our lives, propose wildly unrealistic things we’ll never do, and perform the autopsy on what we made of ourselves in the last year.

The Ending of the End – Part One – Wim Wenders – Column

December 1, 1997

Wim Wenders spirit animal is a mole, and as he discusses his new film, The End of Violence, he sounds like a mole, a sad quiet creature.

Rowan-Morrison’s Guide To Home Video – Column

December 1, 1997

…And God Spoke. Landing somewhere between Spinal Tap and Waiting For Guffman is this subtly hilarious mockumentary on making a movie about the Bible.