Seedy Haikus – Column April 1, 1999 Cold, brilliant nutcase / Like the Pet Shop Boys if led / By Jack the Ripper.
Trance Atlantic Air Waves – The Energy of Sound – Review April 1, 1999 They had a contest: “Update ancient techno-cheese.” And this came in fifth.
Sulfur – Delirium Tremens – Review April 1, 1999 Who’da thunk those Swans And Foetus bandmates would turn Gypsies, tramps and thieves?
Butthole Surfers – After the Astronauts – Review April 1, 1999 Has this been released? No? I’ll play the advance… oh. I think I see why.
The Legendary Jim Ruiz Group – Sniff – Review April 1, 1999 In the pop dumpster, The Jazz Butcher’s table scraps, “Quick! Fill your bag, Jim!”
The Church – Hologram of Baal – Review April 1, 1999 The album’s called what? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! The album’s called what?!?
Astrud – Review April 1, 1999 Chicks doing lounge pop/ Make me want – hah? It’s a guy? Shit! Am I gay now?
Momus – The Little Red Songbook – Review April 1, 1999 Cold, brilliant nutcase. Like the Pet Shop Boys if led By Jack the Ripper.
Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals – Review April 1, 1999 This is Ground Control To Major Waste of Time – your Time’s up. Bye. (Nice tits.)