Lollipop Magazine

Hanzel Und Gretyl – Transmissions from Uranus – Interview

October 1, 1997

An interview with Vas Kallas and Kaizer Von Loopy

Liquor Lecture – What I Drank On My Summer Vacation – Column

September 1, 1997

There I was, swimming, laughing, and letting it all hang out, when I grabbed my beer, took a deep pull, and sighed in satisfaction.

Garbage Pail – Articles We Didn’t Run Because Of… Uh… Space – Column

September 1, 1997

An exclusive interview with Sammy Hagar

Garbage Pail – Misheard Lyrics (Part One) – Column

September 1, 1997

What They Said: “In-a-gadda-da-vida, baby.” What We Thought They Said: “In a gouda fajita, baby.”

Super 5 Thor – Gazelle – Review

September 1, 1997

Wonderful two chord drone pop with some background noise guitar and effects, with all songs being faster than Low but slower than Love and Rockets.

Nine Inch Nails – “The Perfect Drug” Versions – Review

September 1, 1997

I know, five songs don’t seem like much, but each remix averages seven minutes apiece. Thirty-five minutes of top notch electro? Sure, sign me up.

Hooverphonic – A New Stereophonic Sound Spectacular – Review

September 1, 1997

These guys in Belgium realized that if ya take half of a Portishead and do something Tricky to it, you end up with A New Stereophonic Sound Spectacular.

Not Breathing – Sangre Azul – Review

July 1, 1997

More electronic creepiness. Without getting too purple with my prose, gibbering nightmare creatures cavort with Queen Mab inside a computer.

King Crimson – Epitaph: Live in 1969 – Review

July 1, 1997

The avant of yesterday has become the garde of today. Even so, there remain those who stubbornly resist conforming to the well-drawn form of the norm.

Liquor Lecture – Malt Liquor – Column

July 1, 1997

Malt Liquor is beer that has been distilled longer to increase its alcohol content. The makers also add corn and rice to the mix, also to up the alcohol.