Matt Sullivan | Lollipop Magazine

Don’t Call Me Chief – Fiction

June 1, 1999

Life as a shortie shouldn’t be so rough. I was the naive kid who didn’t know he was a year too old to be wearing Underoos (hey, they were fun to wear).

Lincoln Logs – Fiction

April 1, 1999

“Abraham Lincoln was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands.” There it was – the first line of my book report for Mr. Mitchell’s American History class.

Videosyncrasy – American History Sex – Column

April 1, 1999

George and Weezie Jefferson are cleaning out their old apartment, when they discover some old papers which reveal that Thomas Jefferson is George’s ancestor.

Garbage Pail – Manson Queen – Column

April 1, 1999

Starlet + Serial Killer/Psycho/Baddy = Your Androgynous Glam-Horror Name: Demi Dahmer, Sarah Michelle Hitler, Ally McVeigh…

Garbage Pail – A Candid Date With A Candidate – Column

April 1, 1999

Lance Blank is a politician who isn’t afraid to take a stand on the issues. Most of Blank’s “issues” have the pages stuck together.

Rage Against the Cubicle – Fiction

January 1, 1999

Remember, it’s all about one upsmanship when you’re dealing with hipsters. When they’re ironic, you’ve got to be “ironic.”