Bikini Bandits Experience – Review

May 23, 2004

I didn’t need the cover art to tell me that MTV had something to do with this. It’s precisely the kind of self-conscious, slumming, incomprehensible attempt at “hipness” they’re constantly trying to sell.

Tool – Ænima – Review

November 1, 1996

Anyone else attempting to sing like Maynard James Keenan would sound like a tunnel. Keenan produces a sound that’s aboriginal and futuristic at the same time.