Destroy All Humans! is a throwback to ’50s sci-fi film and television, like the campy glee of Tim Burton’s similarly punctuated 1996 flick, Mars Attacks!
The writing is as funny as ever, the wisecracking announcer makes a welcome return, and the Deadzone hosts and main baddie, Gleeman Vox, get in plenty of gags.
When you’ve got Splinter Cell and Ninja Gaiden, something so mediocre is inexcusable. Gameplay is rote and uninspired, and the graphics feel dated and clunky.
You head-butt your opponent and proceed to shove your blade into his gaping maw, extracting glowing spheres of life energy. You don’t defeat, you annihilate.
The last Devil May Cry entry was a near total derailment of a series. Try as you might to resist 3, you’ll stick around because the gameplay is so damn good.
Right from the beginning, you’ll be thrown like a lamb to the wolves into the bullet and laser-ridden skies of a fevered battlefield. Here it’s blast-and-go.
The third (and supposedly final) installment of the Jak trilogy is strong enough to forgive a main character plucked directly out of a Mountain Dew commercial.