Scott Hefflon – Page 286 – Lollipop Magazine

Garbage Pail – Glossarock – Column

December 1, 1996

Glossarock: toner-rock – (bands with flyers on black paper with white lettering). yeah, right-rock – (bands that claim to be uncategorizable).

Garbage Pail – If You Can’t Say Anything Nice… – Column

December 1, 1996

If You Can’t Say Anything Nice: … use a pseudonym. … do it in 500 words or less. … you’re hired.

Garbage Pail – Scene Splicing – Column

December 1, 1996

Scene Splicing: Pearl Bailey Jam. Foogazi Fighters. Dead Can Danzig.

Type O Negative – at Avalon – Review

December 1, 1996

They ran through their Goth dirge classics in a blur of lights, smoke, and seductive vocals. Steele’s voice, while soothing and tranquil, was making me sleepy.

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

December 1, 1996

What’s this got to do with Lollipop’s December issue? Nothing. There is no point, and that’s the way I like it.

Stuck Mojo – Pigwalk – Interview

November 1, 1996

An interview with vocalist Bonz

Groovie Ghoulies – World Contact Day – Interview

November 1, 1996

An interview with vocalist/bassist Kepi

Blackout Rationalizations – Fiction

November 1, 1996

I often don’t remember the exact unmentionable of which I’m accused, but I base how much credibility I give the alleged incident on Is it in my character?

Garbage Pail – Column

November 1, 1996

Try organizing the notes on un-numbered bar napkins you later used as a coaster, or typing reviews from a notebook you threw up on. Journalism is hard work.

Garbage Pail – Now Available at the Adult Video Store – Column

November 1, 1996

Now Available at the Adult Video Store: Schindler’s Fist. Reservoir Dongs. Trainsquatting.