Scott Hefflon – Page 297 – Lollipop Magazine

Prelude to a Lick – The Editor’s Rant – Column

April 1, 1996

Revolution ceased to be the topic of coffee table discussion long ago in Alternatown. There’s no money in being a soothsayer for the obvious.

Down By Law – All Scratched Up! – Review

April 1, 1996

Dave Smalley has been setting the standard for sensitive rock/punk/pop/hardcore for a dozen years, and this new record just pushes the genre even further.

From Point A to Point A and Back Again – Fiction

April 1, 1996

There is no point. There are only an awful lot of tangents and a few inconsistent coincidences thrown in to keep us feeling off balance.

Snuff – with Lunachicks, NOFX at Avalon – Review

April 1, 1996

British pop punk with horns and keyboards. English bar rock, sing-a-long, raise your beer to the celebration stuff.

NOFX – with Lunachicks, Snuff at Avalon – Review

April 1, 1996

They play with such spite and sarcastic venom, they make the glossy sneer of the young ‘uns look like the fashion statement I always suspected it to be.

Lunachicks – with Snuff, NOFX at Avalon – Review

April 1, 1996

The Lunachicks looked gorgeously trashy. They’ve always been far better live than on any record yet.

Cemetery – Sundown – Review

April 1, 1996

I don’t know why they want to be Filter, but if they keep not doing what they’re good at, perhaps they’ll succeed in being a second-rate flash-in-the-pan.

13 Mg – Trust & Obey – Review

April 1, 1996

There are plenty of clicks, clanks, and chugga-chuggas for all the fist-bang maniacs out there, but the true beauty of this release is in its subtle moments.

A Few of my Favorite Things – Ways to Stay Needlessly Angry – Column

April 1, 1996

“That is so obvious. I can’t believe God bothered to give you a tongue for any purpose other than to torment me. Die, die, die!”

A Few of My Favorite Things – One of the Many Things I Could’ve Put Here – Column

March 1, 1996

I hate Top Ten Lists. I hate (proof) reading them. I hate writing them (so I don’t). I hate laying them out. The only thing I like about them is hating them.