Go to Hell (None of the Above)
by Tim Creter
Oh disc. Oh spinning disc. I look at you and wonder why, why do you pollute my room with such shit? This CD sucks. Utterly annoying and weak. Dystopia1 is a synth-pop band that tries to be evil (I suppose), but fails miserably. Paul Simon’s last album was heavier. I wonder what I did to deserve this. Go to Hell will no doubt become a handy coaster for the coffee table.