Temperance

(Conversion)
by B. Aaronson

Yeah! The guitar sound is amazing. The vocals are mind-blowing and the drums fucking rock, man! When I say they rock, I mean they fuckin’ rock! And the slow parts make me want to get out my cigarette lighter and wave it in the air, man! Fuck man, the slow parts fucking rock too! When I put Temperance on my Walkman, when I’m riding my BMX on my paper route, it makes me feel totally free, man. Like I could totally put a rock through my neighbor’s window and nobody would ever know. They’d probably call the police or something, but by then I’d be long gone. They’d never fuckin’ catch me. You think you can put me in jail and make me conform to society’s standards. But by the time the cops got there, I’d be in moshing heaven, blasting fucking Snapcase in my room, and pissing off my mom. Well, fuck her too. Temperance fuckin’ rocks.