The Impotent Sea Snakes
God Save The Queens (Masquerade)
by Lex Marburger
Sort of a one-shot kind of band. A mixture of Kiss, Ru Paul, and Pansy Division. It’s a bunch of guys in drag (but I doubt if they’re really transvestites) playing, you know, rock, with obscene lyrics about felching, fist-fucking, anal sex, and the like. They’re gonna be a flash in the pan unless they find something to do with their schtick.